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Christmas

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What do you call an elf who sings? - A wrapper Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? - The Christmas alphabet has Noel. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? - Claustrophobic. What do you call a naughty reindeer? - RUDEolph What nationality is Santa Claus? - North Polish. Did you hear that Santa knows karate? - He has a black belt Who is Santa’s favourite singer? - Elf-is Presley. Why was Santa’s little helper feeling depressed? - Because he had low elf esteem. Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? - Because he wanted to see time fly! What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa Claus when she looked up in the sky? - Looks like rain, dear! lorem ipsum dolor sit amet / consectetur adipisicing elit / accusamus / at laboriosam / magnam maiores / maxime / non quaerat / repellendus / enim / possimus / quibusdam / alias deleniti / harum / iste placeat / quae / rem repellendus / temporibus

Christmas jokes -HO! HO! HO!

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